Blue Tripod

The First Principle April 8, 2010

A supreme court judge had been arrested for accepting bribery. His son bailed him out.
At home, the judge cried “I spent my whole life to earn respect and this thing has destroyed it in a sec.”
His six year old grandson who was standing beside him asked “Dada ji, Why did you work your whole life for a thing which could be destroyed in a sec.?”
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Once there were two friends walking down a road. There came the third one. He asked” Hey hi, what’s up with you two?”
The first guy said “He is frustrating me with his philosophy.”
The second guy retorted “Hey I was just giving you some advice.”
The third guy turned to the second one and said “Let me tell you one thing. Never give somebody any advice unless they ask for it. They won’t understand its value and may call it nonsense.”
“Nonsense,”the second guy rejoined.
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Ram was going through a psychological problem. He was unsure about his future because of his bad academics and poor economic condition. He thought he was depressed. So he decided to have a therapy session with a psychologist.
When he told this to his friend who was supposedly very rich, his friend said “You are a fool. Just live in the present. Don’t think about future. Flow with the river. Don’t seek and you will find your destiny. Life is now, here. It’s now or never. If you can’t live in now, you will never be able to live in the future. Enjoy your present to the maximum and forget about the worries of future.”
Suddenly his phone rang. The guy on the phone said “Hello sir, my name is john. Stock market crashed terribly in the morning after the news of bankruptcy of a big firm broke out. Your father has killed himself because he lost all his money and couldn’t bear the pressure. I am sorry. So when are you coming for the funeral?”
He dropped his phone and shrieked” hey wait, Count me in.”
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A guy recently got promoted. Some of his friends were sitting on a table having some coffee. He entered into the hall and rushed past them.
One of the friends said” Look, now he can’t even say a hello. That’s what happens once you get promoted.”
The other one said “It’s all about money. Now he makes much more than us. So, this type of behavior is expected.”
” And did you see the expression on his face?” added the third one.
Suddenly their friend came back, took a chair and said “Sorry guys, I was burning down there and I had to pee.”